Septiembre 06, 2005

Snarky comment of the day

If you are as wide as you are tall, or if you are approaching that 1:1 wide/tall ratio, and you have a nose ring, don't be surprised if people start shoving apples into your mouth.

Seriously: Skinny people look ridiculous enough with a nose ring. If you're fat, you look like something that should be lying on it's stomach in the middle of a buffet table.

Posted by Victor at Septiembre 6, 2005 07:31 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm tubby with a pierced eyebrow....but it's not a ring just a bar...so am i safe from apple stuffers?*grins hopefully*

Posted by: Ratty at Septiembre 7, 2005 01:44 PM

You're probably safe. It's the nose rings that get go me. A nose stud is OK, provided it's small and dainty, but nose rings and bars? Ridiculous!

Posted by: Victor at Septiembre 8, 2005 10:47 AM

I personally draw the line with lip plates ;)

Posted by: Sweety at Septiembre 9, 2005 08:52 AM