I don't hate my gf's favorite joke. It's just when I hear it, I go, "Heh," then I continue on with my life. I just don't roll around on the floor lauging hysterically for twenty minutes every time I think of it.
Posted by Victor at Septiembre 23, 2003 12:45 PMI love that one, too. But it's all in the delivery.
You can't tell it in a joke session (i.e. tell me a joke). You have to surprise someone by suddenly turning to them and saying "Hey, what's brown and sticky?"
When they turn to you in a suspicious or quizzical manner shout "A stick!" while holding up yer hand holding a phantom stick.
Works every time!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at Septiembre 23, 2003 10:36 PMDid you hear about the Eskimo optometrist?
He was an optical Aleutian.