Agosto 16, 2003

WAR! Choosing Sides

It's time to pick sides. As has been said about other wars, "You're either with us, or against us."

I am against Monkey-Boy, in all of his incarnations. He speaks French. He eats bananas. He has been co-habitating with Chim-Chim from Speed Racer for years, refusing to make an honest...uhh...chimp of Chim-Chim. But worst of all--

He made Susie cry! No one makes Susie cry and gets away with it! NO ONE!

Though my blog-sis has apparently forgiven Monkey-Boy and has joined the Simian Alliance (she's even running their blog, which I'd link to, but it might be used to provide pingage which I don't want, because, basically, I *am* that petty), I cannot forgive him.

Susie, move my link on The Simian Alliance blog from "Potential Allies" to "Sworn Enemies!" for Monkey-Boy is forever my enemy, until he first apologizes for making you cry, then marries Chim-Chim from Speed racer.

Monkey-Boy, you're going down. Hard.

Posted by Victor at Agosto 16, 2003 11:27 PM
Comments

Ah, Victor....You can be on Jennifer's side against Frank, because, you know, I am too...but PLEASE do not swear allegiance to the Puppy Blender!!!! Remember, you are at heart LC Victor, and our Emperor decreed war on the Dark Lord of Hobo Killing....

Cool blog design, by the way. I like it loads....

Posted by: Susie at Agosto 17, 2003 01:48 AM

"He speaks French. He eats bananas."
Oh God don't tell me anyone actually believes that crap... cos' it's not just untrue, but downright impossible!

State openly and explicitly that you do not symphatize with and are not assisting the puppy blender in any way, and The Alliance will let you live.

Posted by: Metal Phoenix at Agosto 17, 2003 07:30 AM

Susie is colour blind. Don't listen to her.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Agosto 17, 2003 12:37 PM

Hmm...I can't decide whose side to be on...

Posted by: jaws at Agosto 17, 2003 01:02 PM

Oh yes, be sure to check out the URL I'm using.

Posted by: Metal Phoenix at Agosto 17, 2003 07:45 PM

I deleted the URL. It was borderline offensive and not really keeping in line with the good humor of the blogwar; however, I was willing to let it go.

OTOH, the 9-billion popups the URL generated crossed the line, both in quantity and in content. Metal Phoenix, you're welcome to comment here, but please delete the URL from your profile.

Posted by: Victor at Agosto 17, 2003 08:18 PM

Jaws should definitely be encouraged to join the Axis of Naughty...and the Puppy Blender if he so chooses.

Posted by: Jennifer at Agosto 17, 2003 10:05 PM